Laugh a little

On the subject of discipline:

Ryan was in 'time-out' for something or other and he said, "Mommy, you can't do this to kids. You can't just give time-out" ha ha. (I'm worried, by the way)!

Man on the run:

The other day Ryan was wanting to go to CT (Strawberry Park to be exact), and he was looking out the window at the truck. "Mommy, I want to go now to CT." "Ryan, you have to wait until the end of October, that's when we're going." "OHHHH, then I'm going without grown ups. Me and Mariella are going!" Mom: "How are you going to get there?" Ryan: "I'm going to drive your car" Mom: "Mariella, are you going to go with Ryan?" Mariella: "Ryan, wait a minute, what does a red light mean?" Ryan: "Stop", Mariella: "good, now what does a green light mean?" Ryan, "Go" Mariella: "Ok then, we could go". HA!!!! Momma's hiding the car keys!

Save the best for last:

At dinner one night, Ryan was eating and said "Mommy, these are the best raviolis I ever tasted!" Mom: "Awe, thanks Ry, you're so sweet". Ryan: "Mariella, do you know why Mommy knows how to cook good?" Mariella "Why Ry?" Ryan: "Because she's a lady and she has those boobs!" Mariella: "You know Ry, I'm gonna have those one day".

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings