Politically Correct

Hey Mariella, who do you want to be the next president?
..."Barack Obama"....
Hey Ryan, who do you want to be the next president?
..."Spongebob Squarepants!"...

Mariella: "Mommy, why is Bush such a bad president? What did he do?"... (long conversation follows)...
Ryan interjects..."you know why he is so bad? He is going to destroy this town and run us out!"

Mariella asks Ryan what he wants to be when he grows up..."nothing Mariella"..."well Ryan, I am going to be a veterinarian working in a hospital, do you want to do that with me?"..."sure"... "or Ryan, you could be president!"...."NO WAY," says Ryan!